SUPERMARKET WORLD—Britons were today warned of the dangers of a forthcoming food shortage after it emerged supermarkets are to sell even more useless, unhealthy, lack of nutrition, and overpriced foodstuffs.
According to Sloppy Food Standards, the supermarket aisles are to have less and less things worth eating.
Diane Moorecroft from the agency said this morning: “We are seeing less food on counters and more children’s hoodies and short-life ink pens. The time will soon be here when the large supermarket chains will have absolutely fuck all to eat.”
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